The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
The Undead are Social and we are thusly blogging The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Keep calm. Carry on. Aim for the head.
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What exactly is it that is making humans turn into zombies? Sorry if this is a frequent question or it's boldly emblazoned across your tumblr, I'm awful at seeing things right in front of me (luckily my peripheral's good). With this whole "can animals become zombies" thing, if we knew what was more likely to cause it, then we would be better equipped at coming up with viable answers.
Anonymous
What do you all think? What is the most likely instigating factor of the zombie apocalypse?
Would it be wise to spend the apocolypse stuck in a fully stocked Walmart?
tessareanne
No. You’d quickly be overrun by fat people looking for deals.
Another question. Would it be viable to leave your family behind in the zombie apocalypse, if you're 100% certain that they would lead you to your death?
vanity-knight
Survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse at all costs. But don’t lose your humanity.
ahhh what a good blog!! I don't know if I'm the only one left nearly, completely convinced that 'The end of the world as we know it' on the 21st of December will be..a zombie apocalyspe?
isthistheworldwecreated
Ahhh, thanks - we try! And yes, you are correct. December 21st will begin the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
If the zombie apocalypse happened I would go somewhere hot. Zombie or not they're still dead bodies so the heat would help them decompose quickly.
prettypleasewithdianeontop
Very good point. Dead is dead and zombies is dead.
Clearly, the zombie vote is making a push to affect the outcomes of elections. While 953 zombies voting wouldn’t have changed anything, this number is far larger than any number reported before.
“In a letter dated Thursday, Wilson says the analysis found 953 ballots cast by voters listed as dead. In 71 percent of those cases, ballots were cast between two months and 76 months after the people died. That means they “voted” up to 6 1/3 years after their death.”
What is not important in this story is that a state AG who supports limiting the rights of voters is the one making claims that dead people are “getting up and voting” (an unnamed source said), but that dead people are “getting up and voting!” And furthermore, zombies can last at least 6.3 years after death, which is bad news for those who hoped they could wait out the Inevitable Zombie apocalypse.
It’s coming folks. If Zombies are voting in South Carolina, can you imagine what they are doing in the mountains of West Virginia, where few live, and nobody ever goes to report on anything?
Zombie Apocalypse Response Vehicle!
(via xnoiseandkisses)
The zombie apocalypse has begun. The world's governments are just covering it up and they're doing a good job at it.
hoyisko
Prove it.
I would like to know what you would consider to be the Safest place to outlast and survive the Zombie Apocalypse
sh4rkb41t00haha
We’re not sharing our plan, but what do you all think?
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The Zombie Apocalypse:
Mother, brother, best friend…
when the dead reign in the streets
you must cut them down like rotting meat.
