The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
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i am writing a paper for my college english course about survivng a zombie apocalypse. i want to know if you have any input on how to survive. thanks :)
valiumismyfavouritecolour
Yes. This blog.
The Zombie Apocalypse: Chances are, you’re already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, half-alive, subhuman wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you an excuse to do something constructive.
#metazombiebaconlove
This is the greatest thing to have ever come on my dashboard.
Bacon is the answer to everything.
(via eattheweak)
This Person Is Your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team Leader
so Thursday is when the shit hits the fan? if you don't mind me asking where do you guys get your info? I have to known so i can tell all my professors to fuck off..
Anonymous
Yes. We have an in with the CDC.
Zombie Apocalypse Plan
1. Get a van.
2. Seek out nearest Squat! (It’s most certain it’s already barricaded!)
3. Get some sharp weapons. (axe, knife etc.)
4. Reinforce Van.
5. Get to nearest military barracks, and load up with guns, medical supplies, food and then take a military vehicle (http://www.army-technology.com/projects/piranha/)
6. Go back to squat and unload vehicle.
And then my dayly life would look like this:
* Getting supplies.
* Upgrade barricades. (mostly with metal.)
* Trying to find more survivors.
* If enough survivors, Build up more safe houses.
I love reading those zombie apocalypse plans and criticizing them. I read through each one and list what won't work and what will get them killed. A common thing I see is "I'll leave/prepare when news gets out." Though, who says the government will announce it or allow the media to announce it? If they do that there will be chaos. Best you could hope for is the news to come through Facebook or Twitter, though who will take a tweet saying "Zombies are real!" seriously?
Anonymous
Twitter: Zombie Apocalypse Early Alert System
Which country do you think will be the last one to have human life once the zombie apocalypse starts? Why?
randomrumiel
Cuba. Clearly.
