The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
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What would you consider the safest/most already zombie proofed place to reside during the zombie apocalypse?
checkmyphrench
A fully-stocked bunker in the mountains of Montana.
Only with that one. I have three rifles with loaded clips, three ammo boxes stuffed to the hilt with rifle rounds and shotgun rounds, and to top it all off, an axe, a machete, and whatever else I can lay hands on.
revolvingmindrevolvingchamber
And when those munitions are gone, so are you. Learn to run fast, survive in the hills, and use nothing but a machete. Then, and only then, will you be ready to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse. And, of course, we will be here when you are ready.
First a compliment, then a question. I find your vast knowledge of zombies and the coming apocolypse to be of the finest. Infact, it's fitting under the category of attractive. That being said it brings me to my question. In the zombie apocolypse is it good to be with a partner or signifigant other? Is it good to have romance involved in this partnership, or would it make you weak? Or if it is good to stick with one person in general? Thanks!
lnolauren
First, a blushing, then an answer:
Thank you for your loyalty to survival of the inevitable zombie apocalypse. We too find smart survivors attractive.
And yes, it is almost essential to have a partner and/or significant other during the inevitable zombie apocalypse. We advance the notion that survival of humanity depends on the retention of humanity, and, therefore: love, sex, romance, affection and all the trappings of attachment. This is not a liability. This is survival.
When the zombie apocalypse happens, do you plan to keep updating this blog to help other survivors? Or would you be a little busy?
Anonymous
Absolutely. Our blog is intended to edify, educate, entertain those good people serious about survival of the inevitable zombie apocalypse. If you’re with us, you’ll keep reading, submitting, asking, and helping the other survivors. We appreciate you.
I intend to "head for the hills" with my horses. Do zombies eat horses? Would the horses be at risk for being attacked or is it only people? Can a horse turn into a zombie horse?
airycandothat
You have provided one of the most intelligent zombie survival proposals we’ve received. Horses are fast, can be ‘refueled’, and provide great companionship. Zombies do not eat horses. Horses cannot become zombies. Horses are smarter and faster than most humans, let alone zombies.
What makes you so confident about the hills? Actually, I think that the only safe place to survive is down the border... USA is having a lot of flaws in house design, because a lot of'em are made of wood, fragile, and human-sized windows. Everyday I'm walking around the streets, I'm tracing a road over the houses and make the perfect escape...
Anonymous
We advocate the mountains for zombie survival for a number of reasons: they are remote, they prohibit fat people from entry, it’s easy to stay mobile, in the winter zombies freeze, and most importantly: we know how to survive in the mountains where others will not. Surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse means SURVIVING THE INEVITABLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. It’s a numbers game and the numbers favor mountain survival over ship-based survival.
Haha. Nice. So, quick. You were doing a quick supply run. It was supposed to be fast and simple. The area looked empty and the scouts confirmed it, but now you're stuck, about 5 miles away from home base, and you're out of ammo. You're surrounded by undead and all you have on you is your weapon of choice(no ammo), a hunting knife, and what ever is around you. What do you do to survive?
vanity-knight
Head for the hills. Always. Bring 3 - 5 trustworth, in-shape friends. Pack a survival backpack with self-sustaining gear. Learn to camp, cool, navigate, and survive. STAY AWAY FROM OTHER PEOPLE DURING THE INEVITABLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
would a suburban town on a rivers edge right in the middle of New Jersey be a bad place for a Zombie Apocalypse, a gun store and grocery store are one block away form my house and I have a Mazda Tribute, I have many metal bats in my house and pitch forks in my back shed, how do you think that situation sounds?
Anonymous
Dunno. Rely on nothing but yourself and your wits. Be smart, be safe, and stay away from other people. The above plan sounds like there’s a lot of competition involved…
Would a forest suburbia on the edge of a bay be a difficult place to survive?
Anonymous
Yes. We suggest that one get as far away from others as quickly as humanly possible.
Proper preparation increases your chance of survival; these ‘lifelike’ targets will help get you there.
So, i live in Mass,, in a crackland section of the city i live in, i have two 12 gauge shotguns, a 10 gauge, a .3030, and a two .22's. But the only places i really live near are a salvation army, a gas station, a book store, and a McDonalds. What are my realistic chances of living?
Anonymous
Good …for about three weeks. When you run out of ammo, you’re cooked.
Zombie Survival plan
I go to a University 3 1/2 hours south of my hometown, and I visit home on occasion, therefore I have two plans. Honestly I hope I’m home because I feel I have more of a chance for survival.
Home plan:
Gather my family. My step dad is a hunter and he has a lot of guns, ammunition etc. We are also avid fans of tennis and golf, so we’ll use those as weapons too. Also shovels and whatever else.
Gather supplies; food, medicine etc.
Pack the cars and head to the steel mills. The steel mill is on the coast of lake michigan so we’ll put our backs to water, create a shelter and defend ourselves from there. I plan on being the scavenger of the group to gather more supplies in case we run out.
School plan:
I live with 5 other girls and our house is connected to a house in front and we share a back balcony/porch thing with our other neighbors, 6 guys.
Hopefully I learn about the virus before it hits my heavily populated area. My school town is probably one of the worst places to be when the apocalypse hits, but I’m always prepared. I keep a bat in my car and a tennis racket in my room so that I may defend myself wherever I am.
The idiots that live in front of my house are probably zombies by now so I won’t bother with them, the guys across the porch however will be useful. A quick run for supplies is my first plan, but only our best and fastest will go. The others will remain at our house and secure the area. We live by a bus stop and I was thinking stealing a bus might be quite useful to park on either sides of our streets to keep the zombies out or at least slow them down. Also the way our houses are built you have to climb a very narrow stairway to reach our combined porch. Not easy for many zombies to get through, which would make it easy to pick them off if they try to get up to us. We’ll spend our time drinking with our neighbors on our porch and killing the occasional zombie while my two bio chem major roommates work on a cure. Hopefully one day they will be able to get into the chem building on campus to test their ideas. There are a lot of places on campus that would be great places to stay during an apocalypse, problem is these places will probably be overrun with zombies. I just hope they decide to wander off eventually.
the zombie survival guide states that zombies do sink. what you described (bloat, float, and sink) is a dead bodies response.. zombies, according to the guide, sink and walk at the bottom, eventually getting back on land.
wickwickwicked
You are correct.
Surviving the cold is the easy part. While we are moving north, we gather supplies for cold weather, like jackets, boots, fire wood, flint and tinder, etc. If there are no people in my group with reliable knowledge of the wild, we will also try to gather basic survival manuals so that we can live off the land if necessary. Surviving the zombies is easier said than done. I would prefer to use guns as little as possible and make use of the most important rule. Remove the head or destroy the brain
vanity-knight
We agree, surviving the cold is easier than surviving the zombies!
