The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
The Undead are Social and we are thusly blogging The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Keep calm. Carry on. Aim for the head.
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You pay Grover Nordquist to force the Republican Party to sign a pledge where they promise to make no laws that conflict with the rights or interests of Zombies.
Anonymous
Grover Nordquist: Zombie
You asked: "How does one lobby for zombies?" That is easy! Most of congress are already brain dead and qualify as members of the Zombie minority, so recruiting them to lobby for themselves? Hell, they already grant themselves lifetime pensions and raises every year, so asking them to grant themselves even more perks and protections is a no-brainer (Pun intended.)
preacherspulpit
Braindead Congress!
I think the zombie race deserves a special interest group. Walking dead and eating brains has been politically incorrect for far too long. They are just doing what nature has intended and we don't kill sharks or wolves just because they are scary and possibly could eat us. (or do we?)
Anonymous
How does one lobby for zombies?
Clearly, the zombie vote is making a push to affect the outcomes of elections. While 953 zombies voting wouldn’t have changed anything, this number is far larger than any number reported before.
“In a letter dated Thursday, Wilson says the analysis found 953 ballots cast by voters listed as dead. In 71 percent of those cases, ballots were cast between two months and 76 months after the people died. That means they “voted” up to 6 1/3 years after their death.”
What is not important in this story is that a state AG who supports limiting the rights of voters is the one making claims that dead people are “getting up and voting” (an unnamed source said), but that dead people are “getting up and voting!” And furthermore, zombies can last at least 6.3 years after death, which is bad news for those who hoped they could wait out the Inevitable Zombie apocalypse.
It’s coming folks. If Zombies are voting in South Carolina, can you imagine what they are doing in the mountains of West Virginia, where few live, and nobody ever goes to report on anything?
Obama Zombie
This is kinda old…Its just sooo good!
this is by xxDinkMeekerxx from deviant art
Some Zombinomics
From NYT Blog
Thank God for Paul Krugman:
How, after runaway banks brought the economy to its knees, did we end up with Ron Paul, who says “I don’t think we need regulators,” about to take over a key House panel overseeing the Fed? How, after the experiences of the Clinton and Bush administrations — the first raised taxes and presided over spectacular job growth; the second cut taxes and presided over anemic growth even before the crisis — did we end up with bipartisan agreement on even more tax cuts?
The answer from the right is that the economic failures of the Obama administration show that big-government policies don’t work. But the response should be, what big-government policies?
There’s a Wikipedia article on the subject that links to a number of other newspaper and magazine articles if you want to know more about the Mritak Sangh. The story has got what you expect, though, when it comes to zombies - no one really wins.
