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First a compliment, then a question. I find your vast knowledge of zombies and the coming apocolypse to be of the finest. Infact, it's fitting under the category of attractive. That being said it brings me to my question. In the zombie apocolypse is it good to be with a partner or signifigant other? Is it good to have romance involved in this partnership, or would it make you weak? Or if it is good to stick with one person in general? Thanks!
First, a blushing, then an answer:
Thank you for your loyalty to survival of the inevitable zombie apocalypse. We too find smart survivors attractive.
And yes, it is almost essential to have a partner and/or significant other during the inevitable zombie apocalypse. We advance the notion that survival of humanity depends on the retention of humanity, and, therefore: love, sex, romance, affection and all the trappings of attachment. This is not a liability. This is survival.
Following this blog was the wisest thing I have ever done. I feel at least ten times more prepared for the oncoming apocalypse now. Thank you.
Thank you. Following your blog was one of the wisest things we’ve ever done.
Also: the inevitable zombie apocalypse is important business. We feel it our duty to keep you informed. Spread the word.
A Romantic Zombie Apocalypse Valentine:
Roses are red … dead flesh is green … when the dead start to rise … you’re on my team. <3
Roses are Red
Dead flesh is Green
When the Dead start to rise
You are on my team
Let’s stay in and devour each other this Valentine’s Day. | The Walking Dead
Oh, yes. This is my kind of Valentine’s Day card.
#metazombiebaconlove
This is the greatest thing to have ever come on my dashboard.
Bacon is the answer to everything.
(via eattheweak)
What will be the most valuable commodities in the post-zombie world?
Water. Guns. Love.
I love zombies…
BUT
zombies don’t love me!
Sometimes I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen, because I think I could make it. And I think I could save you. And maybe we could find a cure and save the world.
Or maybe we’d just fall in love.
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