The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
The Undead are Social and we are thusly blogging The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Keep calm. Carry on. Aim for the head.
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Zombie Ewok Eating Stormtrooper’s Head
(via Geek Art: Zombie Ewok Eating Stormtrooper’s Head - News - GeekTyrant)
I’ve come to the conclusion that it would be much less painful to be eaten alive by zombies than actually having to run for my life…
(via danielleleannepye)
The Zombie Apocalypse: Chances are, you’re already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, half-alive, subhuman wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you an excuse to do something constructive.
Zombie Vegetarian Humor
Keep up the good work!
Thanks, we’ll keep posting zombie survival tips if you keep reading!
You asked: "How does one lobby for zombies?" That is easy! Most of congress are already brain dead and qualify as members of the Zombie minority, so recruiting them to lobby for themselves? Hell, they already grant themselves lifetime pensions and raises every year, so asking them to grant themselves even more perks and protections is a no-brainer (Pun intended.)
preacherspulpit
Braindead Congress!
You pay Grover Nordquist to force the Republican Party to sign a pledge where they promise to make no laws that conflict with the rights or interests of Zombies.
Anonymous
Grover Nordquist: Zombie
