The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
The Undead are Social and we are thusly blogging The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Keep calm. Carry on. Aim for the head.
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I'm new to tumblr and so far this is my favorite blog, Im really glad i found it. It shouldn't be in the humor section though. I hope in the coming zombie outbreak we can meet up and survive together. : )
thethoughtsofpk
Thank you! We’re nothing without our wonderful zombie apocalypse survivor followers. As a note, we didn’t place this blog in the ‘Humor’ section on Tumblr. But we’re thankful to them for the inclusion regardless.
We appreciate your clarification, and we appreciate your analysis. Are you suggesting something fairly abstract? Academic? That the hunger of zombies represents an alagory for the existential dilema of man?
I intend to "head for the hills" with my horses. Do zombies eat horses? Would the horses be at risk for being attacked or is it only people? Can a horse turn into a zombie horse?
airycandothat
You have provided one of the most intelligent zombie survival proposals we’ve received. Horses are fast, can be ‘refueled’, and provide great companionship. Zombies do not eat horses. Horses cannot become zombies. Horses are smarter and faster than most humans, let alone zombies.
What makes you so confident about the hills? Actually, I think that the only safe place to survive is down the border... USA is having a lot of flaws in house design, because a lot of'em are made of wood, fragile, and human-sized windows. Everyday I'm walking around the streets, I'm tracing a road over the houses and make the perfect escape...
Anonymous
We advocate the mountains for zombie survival for a number of reasons: they are remote, they prohibit fat people from entry, it’s easy to stay mobile, in the winter zombies freeze, and most importantly: we know how to survive in the mountains where others will not. Surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse means SURVIVING THE INEVITABLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. It’s a numbers game and the numbers favor mountain survival over ship-based survival.
Name five celebrities that you you think would survive the The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
mightykingcone
No celebrity would survive. Zombie apocalypse survival takes brains (pun proudly intended).
We would check to make sure noones is infected. When we run out of supplies we'd Fish by taking one of the lifeboats down into the ocean
Anonymous
Good luck with that. Please read Max Brooks’ account in ‘World War Z’ of ship-based zombie survival. It does not end well.
Another question. Would it be viable to leave your family behind in the zombie apocalypse, if you're 100% certain that they would lead you to your death?
vanity-knight
Survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse at all costs. But don’t lose your humanity.
Following this blog was the wisest thing I have ever done. I feel at least ten times more prepared for the oncoming apocalypse now. Thank you.
oncemoreforluck
Thank you. Following your blog was one of the wisest things we’ve ever done.
Also: the inevitable zombie apocalypse is important business. We feel it our duty to keep you informed. Spread the word.
I've heard a theory that when zombies catch fire, it could possibly alter the genetic code of the virus they are infected with, which causes them to rapidly regenerate. I don't quite believe it myself, but what's your view on it? And what would you do if this were the case?
vanity-knight
Wrong. Fire does not alter the genetic code of anything. Whomever told you that obviously failed Chemistry 101.
Flaming zombies are never good. If you haven't noticed, zombies are impervious to pain and so even after you piss them off with setting them on fire, they will come after you. Probably until they're just a pile ash..
Anonymous
You are exactly correct. Even though we can all agree that blowing stuff up is completely awesome, one must take great pains to avoid setting zombies on fire. They will simply spread fire and death concurrently.
Of course. Flare guns would be really useful to set fire to constructions that you already filled up with gasoline, for example...
killingthedead
…or other humans that you already filled up with gasoline, for example…
For the flare gun, I'd say yes it would serve a purpose. Not for fighting off the undead hordes, but rather for tactical things. Lighting fires from a distance, sending signals, making distractions, etc. Of course, you could also use it to shoot at the undead, but honestly all I can see it doing is maybe setting a few on fire.
griffshot
Exactly. A flare gun has many uses aside from killing zombies. Shooting the undead with a flare would be unwise, but it could be helpful for finding other survivors.
…our luring them in to a deadly trap…
