The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!

The Undead are Social and we are thusly blogging The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Keep calm. Carry on. Aim for the head.

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You get these two items…

…to protect yourself from ten zombies crashing through your door right now.

What are your two items?

zombietimez:

oh shit… a paper clip… and a piece of paper…

Notes

  1. domineremoilmondo reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    un bloc-notes e un TAGLIACARTE. sono pronta.
  2. protowolfthebluntknight reblogged this from beardedgrundle and added:
    I actually have a sword to the left and throwing knives to the right hahaha.
  3. beardedgrundle reblogged this from algorithimsandcinematics and added:
    I might actually have something here. I have a 7-string guitar and a phone. The phone can call anyone, you know?
  4. dreamweaverdeceiver reblogged this from algorithimsandcinematics and added:
    my iPhone & clothes dresser. Time to fuck shit up….
  5. algorithimsandcinematics reblogged this from xhouseofwolvesx and added:
    An inhaler and an empty shoe box… BRING IT!!!
  6. skiddlydeeboopbop reblogged this from fragg and added:
    Cell phone and a cup of mint black tea…That could work.
  7. elflady reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    Not really sure what you’re pointing at… my speakers? Or the picture of Tom Milsom with an accordion and the Walt...
  8. i-fondued reblogged this from fragg and added:
    There is nothing on my lap desk. Well fuck.
  9. demoncolbert reblogged this from formerlyanon and added:
    DS equipped with Black version and a BASEBALL BAT. I’m not only set for zombies, but I can kill diabetes, too!
  10. lookupanddream reblogged this from iwasbeingrhetorical and added:
    A stuffed animal...my remote control . Great -.-
  11. formerlyanon reblogged this from gurlyousoflyohmy and added:
    My purse and my ds with my pokemon games in it. I get to pokemon battle a zombie.
  12. all4hurricanes reblogged this from gurlyousoflyohmy and added:
    I Get a sofa and a guitar, I think I’ll make it
  13. folle-comme-une-banane reblogged this from iwasbeingrhetorical and added:
    a printer/photocopier/scanner...lamp……. damn… ok… i would burn their eyes with the light...
  14. daniela1984 reblogged this from iwasbeingrhetorical and added:
    A piece of paper
  15. teatimewithtennison reblogged this from iwasbeingrhetorical and added:
    wireless mouse. Might as well be dead now.
  16. iwasbeingrhetorical reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    hot watter bottle. Shit.
  17. edge-0fheaven reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    two computer towers?
  18. theherpyderpystalker reblogged this from heartstringss and added:
    Two pillows. What the hell am I gonna do with these?
  19. opieee reblogged this from midnightamplified and added:
    a can of soda and twilight…i’m fucked.
  20. midnightamplified reblogged this from heartstringss and added:
    Back pack and Taylor….
  21. pamelaplease reblogged this from heartstringss and added:
    Pillow and blanket, guess ill just nap through the trauma :)
  22. absc0nditus reblogged this from heartstringss and added:
    A spiral notebook and my friend, Liz? WTF.Liz; YOU SHALL BE SACRIFICED!
  23. heartstringss reblogged this from violettecupcake and added:
    blanket… hide under the blanket and call for backup. lul i’m fucked.
  24. honestsleeep reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    glass cup… GEE THANKS.
  25. sosmarche reblogged this from thoughtsamongthestars and added:
    Looks like I have…...A home-phone handset...A copy of...
  26. thoughtsamongthestars reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    *Looks left* Camera… *Looks right* Scissors… SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF BEING AWESOME AS I TEAR ZOMBIES APART WITH...
  27. madeofshipwrecks reblogged this from butterfliesandhappiness and added:
    my fucking hands. dont worry about me. ;]
  28. butterfliesandhappiness reblogged this from blind-lazarus and added:
    um, laptop on my lap, cigarette. I am not going to damage my laptop in a zombie fight. hahaha.
  29. nijireiki reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    Doritos. ::hastily pockets phone and iTouch to fight zombies with communication technology and tumblr knowledge::
  30. introtosenility reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    pamphlet from Colorado College. I swear. If that pamphlet gets me through a zombie invasion, there will be no question...
  31. andthatsall-shewrote reblogged this from thelonelyloner and added:
    when i first saw this, it was my big brother and a hair brush. i liked my chances. now its my mum and a pillow. i don’t...
  32. krustyburger reblogged this from lucindaaaaa and added:
    water & Oust :|eek!
  33. lucindaaaaa reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    tea. i’m so dead.
  34. givemesomefuckingwaffles reblogged this from zombiedolls and added:
    a lamp, I’m good. Plus, If I needed to, I could whack the fuck outta them with my macbook.
  35. zombiedolls reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    an earphone. fuck.
  36. ogihci reblogged this from theinevitablezombieapocalypse and added:
    Uhm a metal mechanical pencil, and a person. Zombie Bait while I run away? Wait…crap. In a school, only one way into...
  37. katiehopes reblogged this from zombietimez
  38. mschmutz reblogged this from theinevitablezombieapocalypse
  39. w3cameasbr0mans reblogged this from zombietimez and added:
    stacks of cd’s...printer. pretty sure i’d make it.
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