You asked: “How does one lobby for zombies?” That is easy! Most of congress are already brain dead and qualify as members of the Zombie minority, so recruiting them to lobby for themselves? Hell, they already grant themselves lifetime pensions and raises every year, so asking them to grant themselves even more perks and protections is a no-brainer (Pun intended.)

You asked: "How does one lobby for zombies?" That is easy! Most of congress are already brain dead and qualify as members of the Zombie minority, so recruiting them to lobby for themselves? Hell, they already grant themselves lifetime pensions and raises every year, so asking them to grant themselves even more perks and protections is a no-brainer (Pun intended.)