The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!
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Clearly, the zombie vote is making a push to affect the outcomes of elections. While 953 zombies voting wouldn’t have changed anything, this number is far larger than any number reported before.
“In a letter dated Thursday, Wilson says the analysis found 953 ballots cast by voters listed as dead. In 71 percent of those cases, ballots were cast between two months and 76 months after the people died. That means they “voted” up to 6 1/3 years after their death.”
What is not important in this story is that a state AG who supports limiting the rights of voters is the one making claims that dead people are “getting up and voting” (an unnamed source said), but that dead people are “getting up and voting!” And furthermore, zombies can last at least 6.3 years after death, which is bad news for those who hoped they could wait out the Inevitable Zombie apocalypse.
It’s coming folks. If Zombies are voting in South Carolina, can you imagine what they are doing in the mountains of West Virginia, where few live, and nobody ever goes to report on anything?
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LOL. Or the mountains of Eastern Kentucky…
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Its true their real
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Stupid American politics.
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